Morning Musume: One Two Three

Ah, yes! One Two Three is Morning Musume's latest single. What I think of it - and all of it? Under the cut, yo.

The Song
One Two Three is a really good song. It's kind of K-pop influenced, right? And there's autotune, but it fits the song. (And Sayumi kind of needs it.) Everybody in the group gets at least one syllable to sing solo, which is good in a group that's mostly Reina/Riho as far as vocals go. It's a good song.
The Outfits

 

 Riho looks very good in the outfit for the single - her hair's good, outfit's good, makeup's good. Nice job.

 

 Zukki...as much as I love her, she just doesn't...look right. Her ponytail is...weird. Very weird. The outfit she has isn't flattering on her at all. If the top part was just a little bit lower, my baby would've looked better.

Haruna looks super good! Except for two things - her color and her hair. Granted, it's yellow (or, I guess, honey) now, but brown...I dunno. It doesn't suit her. Her hair looks like...horns, or something, and I don't like the way it looks at all. But she pulls the outfit off very well.

 Ayumi looks good here. The outfit's nice on her, the color suits her. Her hair is kind of weird, I admit, but it looks nice, like kitty ears or a bow or something.

Sayumi's outfit is probably the cutest, just because everything she does is so...cute! And sexy at the same time. I love, love, love her hairstyle, the color suits her perfectly...what's not to love?

Reina is Reina. She looks good. It's what you'd expect. Next?

 

 Fukuhime looks better than I expected her to look. I love her hair especially. Seriously, it's so cute! 

Erina's a real cutie but I didn't like how she looked for the last two singles. But now she looks absolutely stunning! I really like her hair, and her bowtie thing.

I don't really like Masaki's hair but she looks cute regardless. Her outfit is most likely my favorite variation for this single.

Kuduu's hair. Kuduu's hair. IT LOOKS SO GOOD. Like, really good. I love it. Please keep it like this forever. Thank you.

The Dance
I'm no dancer, so I wouldn't really know much about how good or bad a dance is. My personal favorite dance in this song is in the "Otome wa itsudemo yoshi yoshi shite hoshii" part. It's super cool looking!

The Video
The video for One Two Three is cool. It's been sparkled in to absolute freaking oblivion, though. The girls look like dolls, barely moving their mouths in some closeups...it's an awesome effect. Good job. 
 
Overall:
9/10. Less sparkles and better hair would have ensured a perfect rating.